Saturday, December 23, 2017

Breitbart Readers Own the H0mos

I read the comments on a Breitbart article that criticizes the 2017 film Call Me By Your Name for depicting a romance between two bisexual men ages 17 and 24. I may not have found the levelheaded conversation to be had about legal consent, but I did find something that invokes a wonderment all its own.

Homowood

The film industry? Not fans, Breitbart readers:
Whenever and ANYTIME homosexual scene just appears in the middle of a movie and/or a series....my channel gets changed. [...] They only throw scenes like that in to try and assimilate people, that things like this is "okay"....but it's not and NEVER has been!
The first response noted that "I am the same, I instantly shut off that repulsive vomit-inducing filth." Another joined in,
"...if a series we are watching, decides midstream to throw a gay couple in, like SuperGirl, for example, thats it. Channel is turned. Me and mine will NEVER think homosexuality is normal! God doesn't make mistakes!!
Well, one could perhaps argue that he did, dear commentator. Another reader described similar sentiments:
Boycott, no need for cable, save some money, I cut mine two years ago, haven't see a theater Movie in a few years. All Marxist Propaganda, and Anti White inserted in nearly every film, sitcom, commercial. Degenerate homosexual agenda to capture more little boy, Trans Freaks, I've tuned out, other than Tucker Carlson, free on YouTube at my convenience.
Well, it's nice that she gives Tucker Carlson a pass.

No worries, evil Western media is "being replaced by Bollywood and anime." Indeed, "It's funny a lot of people don't realize how many strong conservative values are represented in some animes." My mistake - I didn't realize the gayest export of Japan was chocked full of conservatism, but there you have it.

Don't worry, there's an action plan if it all goes up in flames: "If North Korea nukes Homowood, retaliate with thank you cards."

I'm going to put my waifu on my Thank You card.

The Gay Agenda (TM)

Of course, you all know about The Gay Agenda (TM): It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. And our friends on the internet are here to enlighten us further:
I never really understood why we call ourselves "straight"....Aren't we what our Creator intended? We are the Women and they are the homosexuals.
Damn the left and their identity politics. The right would never engage in such manipulative strategies. Think of the children:
Young People deserve better than to be bombarded with the LBGTLMFAO agenda day in and day out. America has to get back to Jesus, and stop Promoting this h0mo crap.
You have to admit there's some charm in tacking fun acronyms or memes onto the end of LGBT. Maybe that's the messaging that the gay agenda lacks to really bolster its numbers past 5% of the population, which it has somehow been unable to do since the beginning of recorded history.

And don't worry, if you need protection from The Gay Agenda (TM) or any other idea that you might otherwise have to refute, one commentator has your back:
Since I already cut the Cable, I don't have filth and degeneracy forcing its way in my home. Only when a Marxist spokes hole comes on AM radio while driving, I punch that channel to another at the speed of sound. Any of the Celebrity advertisers I loath and hate most all, mentally make a note of the product, and cross off my list.
The "Punching at the Speed of Sound" method is also great for getting in shape, and getting mega kill streaks in all the video games.

The Real Genuine Not Fake Truth On Being Gay

Lest we fall victim to the insidious lies of postmodernism, let's root ourselves in wisdom with a special definition from one of our Breitbart friends:
Homosexual- abnormal, mentally unstable, vile, perverted, unnatural, wicked, immoral, deceptive, rebellious, etc, etc, etc....
I'm not sure Dictionary.com agrees, but diversity is good, right? But the insight into what it's like to be gay doesn't end there:
Gays don't fall in love. They fall into place, one either becomes the submissive or one becomes the dominant. Catcher vs pitcher to put it plainly. What a man and woman feel for each other is on a different level. Comparing gay love with heterosexual love is impossible. [...] But my suspicion is that gay men simply do not know that feeling of hetero puppy love They don't even know it exists or what it is.
Thanks, bud. Never would have realized all my experiences and the experiences of millions of people were a lie. And how would I know if it weren't for the internet where everything is true and nothing is an uninformed opinion ever?

We're even treated to a bit of Socratic philosophy. One reader asks, "Did [God] make them become homos?" And perhaps he did, since one commentator describes not God but "Natural selection weeding out the sexually perverted homos."

Perhaps the most succinct exchange concerning the original article and this entire mess is this: "It's a classic love tale tragedy , man meets boy , they fall in love, man and boy both die from AIDS !" The next comment replies, "Sounds like a happy ending!"

Love the sinner. :)

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